Random Missions: Packages

Today I worked on the generation of packages (so that we have something to deliver). Since the game has a less-than-serious attitude, this was quite easy from a technical perspective: just associate an adjective with an object like this better review of phentermine.

The hard and time-consuming part was creating a dictionary of words to use.

So, the result are pearls such as these:

pricey bone
ancient lamp
experimental toy
scientific camera
contraband girdle
pretty cloth
exquisite calculator
untested drug
new document
novel gong
complex desert
contraband ink sample
expensive hat
illegal beast
illicit clock
pure diamond
untested bow
powerful oil sample
priceless map
package
genuine grain
lovely calculator
contraband game
polished equipment
sophisticated fish
banned orchid
genuine arrow
splendid gas sample

Some fun stuff there… “Splendid Gas Sample” or “Contraband Ink Sample”, for example… Think I need more adjectives, they repeat a lot, since the list only has 60 elements.

Now listening to “Emotive” by “A Perfect Circle”